Stamey, Bethany (A)

Baby

I just thought about what it would be like to have my own baby next to me and then I thought of having my own cat next to me and honestly, the cat seemed way more appealing. I hope it stays that way. Fuck Babies.

An Ode To Salt

An Ode To Salt.

If you put salt on your beer it makes your kidneys hurt a little.

If you put salt in your hair it makes your scalp hurt a little

If you put salt on a hickey it seems to help it a little

If you put salt on a slug it seems to hurt him a little

If you but salt on a scar it hurts it a little

If you put salt in your water it seems to help your throat a little

They put salt in baths to help your muscles out

Your mom puts salt in your dinner to make it taste better

Salt has a crystalline structure to help it stay together

Salt can be little, salt can be big

It can spice up a meal or make your blood too thin

Salt can do a lot but it can’t run a block

Salt can’t sing or dance or mop

If you put salt on a rock, it’ll stay sitting

If you put salt on a match it’ll catch fire

If you put salt on a bunny it’ll smell funny

If you add salt to water it’ll boil quicker

If you put salt on your hand

and lick it off

and bite a lime you’re probably about drink tequila

Salt can be pretty if you but in on a painting

But it can never win a contest or join a sports team.

Salt can do a lot, but it can’t sit and talk

Salt can’t swim or think or walk

But salt’s done a lot fooor meee and if you look closely you’ll see that salts done a lot for you and maybe you should thank it too.

Dear Bethany and Morgan

leahesther:

tonight was very enjoyable. i hope we three find ourselves together again sometime soon. We should have a thrift and ihop day.

and i realized: that boy hardly said two words that entire time…

So weird that I live with this boy now.

Queer Ratio

Just wondering what everybody’s Queer Ratio is. Which is how gay you are on any given day.

Ex. Mine is about 60:40 (60% women:40% men)

?

Bethany,

leahesther:

remember when you were coming up with food ideas? you were writing down recipes for salads and sweets…i just got the most fabulous idea for a non-tradition Peanut Butter sandwich.

spread one side of each slice of bread with butter and sprinkle with Cinnamon Sugar, spread the other side of one slice with peanut butter (this could be tricky i havent tried making it yet) and then put the bread in a pan butter side down and cook it like grilled cheese. then add thin slices of granny smith apple.

Cinnamon Sugar Apple Peanut Butter.

when you move in with Bianca we will make these.

this is a great idea. better than most of mine for sure. few ideas. actually add a really mild cheese like mozzarella just a little. or saute the apples with cinnamon sugar/butter. just an idea. i’ll be over there Monday night and maybe Tuesday.